virginia woolf’s 1931 new years resolutions : “to have none. not to be tied. to be free & kindly with myself. sometimes to read, sometimes not to read. to go out, yes—but stay at home in spite of being asked. as for clothes, i think to buy good ones.”
(via pridi-dala-ti-bom-cvet)
Tom Gauld (Scottish, b. 1976) - The Reason I Stayed In The House All Day Drawings (All perfectly valid reasons)
this has aged well
We’ve all had these days.
You are all following @myjetpack aren’t you?
(via neil-gaiman)
i cant help but notice that the chocolate chips cookies you brought to the potluck yesterday had bad vibes. so i went through your cabinets while you were sleeping and checked out the chocolate chips you used. i mean they looked innocent on the surface, they were even fair trade certified. but i just couldn’t shake that itching sense that sometning was off. i infiltrated the chocolate company’s headquarters by posing as IT support. and you know what I found? the guy who designed the labels got a dui in 2007. so it turns out my instincts were right and you’re a terrible person.
(via cynicaesura)
